Why Support Independent Films?
Top Ten Reasons to Support Independent Film Makers
10. Tired of seeing Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, or Tommy Lee Jones in every other movie made?
9. Looking for a break from the standard format:
- boy meets girl
- some shit blows up
- girl gets kidnapped by aliens / evil warlords / terrorists / ghosts / giant space monkeys
- boy rescues girl
- boy kisses girl and says something clever and catchy
- credits roll
7. "Flight of the Phoenix"
6. How many "Aliens vs. Predator vs. Jason vs. Freddy" movies have to be made before someone gets hurt?
5. Rocky V
4. Just found out I am actually seven degrees from Kevin Bacon. Hope to strengthen relationship by assembling cast of independent film actors.
3. How many times do The Fog, The Longest Yard, Pscyho, War of the Worlds, etc. have to be badly re-made before someone realizes some movies don't need to be re-done? And how many times will we absurdly shell out $10 a pop because "the first one was prettty good" and "Adam Sandler's usually pretty funny."
2. King's Ransom
1. There is an alternative to the tripe the studios attempt to force down your throats.
posted by The Hanged Man @ 4:49 AM
7 comments
7 Comments:
Are you guys trying to get me to give you money? If I was to give you money, and then your movie became like the next Napoleon Dynamite, would I get a "cut of the action."
By "cut of the action" I mean money. I'm not coming on to you.
Hold the phone, hatman.
You'll see.
You are a wise blogger, AP. You've followed my trail of bread crumbs.
Did you see the McDougal t-shirts at our CafePress store?
And I have't seen Gummo.
Should I?
I liked you better when showgirl teats were up top.
The one who's teats were up top.
I always like you.
whose
Sadly, Gummo takes place in Ohio, which happens to be the state I live in. Not all Ohioans are crazy AP, I swear. Don't judge the whole state by me and the people in that movie.
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